K'Guga Othandayo…….

They say ‘’a woman’s age is her secret’’…….

Nothing makes a woman happy than getting compliments about how young and sexy she looks for her age. Some are blessed with good genes, and just add vigorious work outs whilst some resort to getting  assistant from plastic surgeons. But whatever the case may be, they look good and I say it’s vital for a woman to look good and age gracefully like a good, expensive bottle of wine from @MamaSkha’s  collection. We all know here in TOLAH everyone (except @ Aisha, @ PGAL, @MarcusWife and @ confusedtroll) is under 30 *whistles*…

So I have decided to present to you, a list of my favourite  Hollywood women who refuses to age. How long have we known these women? And they still look the same…what’s their secret?

@ SexyL  I hope these pictures of my girl are perfect enough for you, otherwise visit Specsavers . My favourite girl of the moment….This one can never do any wrong in my eyes..I love her just like this…ruffness  and all.  Empire star Taraji ‘’Cookie’’ Henson…44 year old mother of 1. Check that body…no mkhaba..no love handles..no di ‘’byebyes’’ (you know when you wave bye bye and those fats under your arm waves with you kiiii)

Cynthia Bailey, model, actress and mother of 1… 47 years of age and my favourite RHOA star….

Melanie Janine Brown, from girl band, The Spice Girls and America Has Got Talent Judge..mother of 3, 40 years of age…

BMJ star, Gabrielle Union. 42 has never looked this good…..Ngwana o montle ka bomo…ingathi she doesn’t do no 2...God took his time here, must have been midweek..no babalas ..no blue Monday..

 

Nicole Murphy, Eddie Muphy’s ex wife. 47 years of age and mother of 5…Lord knows what was going to happen if I had a body like this…I guess that’s why he decided to bless me with a Chinese behind *sad face*.

Tony ‘’Spanish Guitar’’ Braxton..47 years of age and mother of 2.

Nia long, Best Man Holiday star, 44 years of age and  mother of 2. Beautiful twins….

English Super model Naomi ‘Njibaba’ Campbell…45 years of age. Madam ‘’Tantrums’’ ..remember that cellphone  incident? Where she was mad at her house keeper  and threw her cell phone at her?  Beautiful woman though… diva tendencies or not….Who is she dating now?

Diary of a Mad Black Woman star, Kimberly Elise, 48 year old mother of 2…..that hair reminds me of my Afro in 2014…..Oooh by the way, she is a Vegan *RME*

Another Best Man Holiday star, Regina Hall…44 years of age..Nice legs

Now show me a 56 year old mother of 2 with such a hot body. Check that booty! Nice and firm. Whats Love Got To Do With It star, Angela Basset.

 Our Family Wedding star, Regina King, 44 year old mother of 1….

Another Best Man Holiday star,44 year old  Sanaa Lathan…Known in Hollywood streets as Denzel Washington’s mistress..Thatha SD!I don’t blame her, men are scarce shem..we have to be nice to each other and share *runs*…

My favourite Best Man Holiday star, Monica Calhoun..43 year old mother of 2

40 year old Entrepreneur  and mother of 4, Kimmora  Lee Simmons. She has been labelled as having choice assorted kids (this grates my tits! I feel like borrowing @PGAL’s okapi whenever I hear someone says this..) Like…what must she do if her 1st marriage didn’t work out..and they had kids..must she sell her kids so that she starts afresh with hubby no 2? Or refuse to bear kids for Hubby 2…no..i cant have kids with you as I already have kids with Hubby 1? NONSONSO! God blessed her…she is lucky when it comes to marriage this one. Not everyone is lucky *RME* enough to be shelad by their 1 pre school sweetheart, marry, bear them kids and live ‘’ happily’’  ever after...

42 year old For Coloured Girls’ star  Anika Noni Rose…

Soul Food star, 44 year old and mother of 2, Nicole ‘’Nikki Kodjoe’’ Ari Parker

The crazy Tasha ‘’MarcusWife’’ Smith…44 year old…love her…

48 year old Garcelle Beauvais…mother of 3!

Aren’t they all aging well…….? If you don’t think so, then TOLAHPIC yourself sibone….full body and head shot  *sips 5 roses tea with added 3 tsps of Cremora*

Have a lovely, butternut filled weekend!

By Top Troll,  Aisha

News from around the world

In Hollywood News………………..

Taraji Henson and Terrence were spotted at the 55^th Monte Carlo Television Festival that was held this past Saturday in Monaco. They make such a lovely couple..YES in my panini world they are dating. Empire has made them such stars! Empire will be back for an 18-episode Season 2 in September 23^rd (in the US).

Zendaya, who recently graduated from high school, was honoured for her professional accomplishments and philanthropy with a Woman of Excellence Award by the Ladylike Foundation. The event was held this past Saturday in LA. Beautiful girl…love this pink jacket..

The BFF’s Kendal Jenner and Gigi Hadid were spotted on a lunch date! Beautiful girls…

In  more Kardashian news, North ‘’Bokone-Bophirima’’ West celebrated her 2^nd birthday yesterday. The million dollar 2^nd birthday was held at Disneyland and her parents requested a no-fly zone over the bash…the power of the American dollar! HAPPY BIRTHDAY Nori!

Still on the Kardashian news, Khloe and her ex husband, Lamar Odom are mourning the passing of his best friend, 37 year old Jamie Sangouthai who died of drug overdose. Those who watch KUWTK and Khloe & Lamar will remember Jamie. He was Lamar’s best man on his wedding to Khloe. We hope this is a lesson to Lamar..May God comfort them during this difficult time. RIP Jamie!

And in magazines covers……….

Beyonce’s sexy mama covers Ebony magazine’s July issue and talks about falling in love again and having great sex at 61! Thatha! There is still hope for some of us.

Taraji and 5 other drama actresses covers The Hollywood Reporter! Beautiful cover!

The cast of ‘’Girlfriends Getaway’’ was spotted at the 2015 Black American Film Festival in NYC.

We LOVE Garcelle Beauvais’ dress…nice print..simple  design!

Salli Richardson Whitfield (left) with Lisa Arrindel Anderson (centre) who walked away with the Best Actress Award and Tracee Ellis Ross (right)

Comedian and Blackish actress, Jennifer Lewis was honoured with the Career Achievement Award

And in shocking news, former Playboy Mansion star, Holly Madison who stayed in the mansion for  over 8 years and was Hef’s main girlfriend, has shocked the world with her tell-all Memoir, titled ‘’Down The Rabbit Hole’’. Holly  talks about her suicidal thoughts and how Hugh Hefner offered her drugs and tried to buy her into his will. She is on the cover of US Weekly magazine and here are a few excerpts shared by the magazine  from the Memoir….

“‘Would you like a Quaalude?’ Hef asked, leaning toward me with a bunch of large horse pills in his hands, held together by a crumpled tissue,” Madison wrote in her memoir.

After she declined the drugs, “Hef did not miss a beat: ‘Okay, that’s good,’ he said, nonchalantly. ‘Usually, I don’t approve of drugs, but you know, in the ‘70s they used to call these pills thigh openers.’

“I want to scream ‘PAUSE!’ and freeze-frame that moment of my life. I want to grab that young girl, shake her back into reality and scream, ‘What the hell are you thinking?’” Madison continued.

When she finally had had enough and decided to move out, the Playboy Enterprises founder tried one last tactic to get her to stay — putting her in his will.

“It was there, in black and white,” she wrote. “The will stated that $3,000,000 would be bestowed to Holly Madison at the time of his death (provided I still lived in the Mansion). At the time, it was more money than I’d ever know what to do with… But I didn’t want it. I actually pitied him for stooping to that level. I couldn’t help but be offended. Did he really think he could buy me? I put the folder back on the bed just as I had found it and never breathed a word of it.”

Ijooooooooo! And I used to think it was all fun and parties at the Mansion kanti its emotionalabuse.com…euuww! We are happy for Holly, who is now married and has a 2 year old daughter, Rainbow and thank her for sharing her story *in Mehle’s voice*

Now this is a Memoir worth reading!

And then this happened………..I give up..can they just kiss and make up!

The yellow bone psycho replied:

Enjoy……

By TopTroll Aisha