Thursday 10 September 2015

TOLAHPIC Friday

Well, well, well! Woza weekend. Friday is here and you bet your bottom dollars fun's about to be had. Rojaiva saan coz repila ene radibusa. Sooooo....

Azishe, take a pic and TOLAHpic so we know it's for real mehn!
Say cheese. *click, click*
Okay maybe not entirely a selfie but something nice. Anything really.

How's about:

By Queen Troll

Wednesday 9 September 2015

Guess Who






1.       Initials :           N M

2.       Date of birth:  …1985

3.       Describe yourself in 3 words :  Reserved, Witty and kind

4.       What is the most important thing in your life right now?  Awww, my lil men. My best artwork. Beautiful lil men those ones.

5.       What quirky habits do you have? I play with my nipple. Sometimes I do it in front of people without being aware of it

6.       One thing that TOLAH’s don’t know about you? I was featured in a song by sum hip hop group called Top Shayela back in the days

7.       What are your fondest childhood memory? Going to the drive in cinema, by the hill en route to Soweto

8.       What’s the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? I was on a date. You use escalators to go into the restaurant we went to. Fine we eat, now on our way out, I go to the same escalators that brought us up to go down, in my heels, luckily my date knew my clumsiness, he caught me as I was going on the escalator.

9.       What’s the one thing you used to do as a child that you wish you could still do? Ride my roller-skates to go to the shops.

10.   What great lesson would you teach your children? Respect yourself and others. Never look down on anyone.

11.   Success is? Having everything I need to get by and still feel the happiest when I’m home with my family.

12.   Ultimate goal in life? Having the best happy family home for me and my peeps

13.   What is love? ….having all these flaws that you are insecure about, and have someone tell you that those flaws are what they love most about you… #habashwe!

14.   What do you find attractive in a man? Intelligence and his legs

15.   Would you marry for love or money? Im a sucker for love…definitely love

16.   Describe your ideal partner: Successful, crazy and loving (my current partner is my ideal partner) #GodsFaveBrat

17.   Given the opportunity what would you change about your self and why? Smaller Boobs!!! I wanna walk into the Playtex department and not be limited on what I can buy

18.   What is the one thing you want to experience before you die?  A streetbash. I have never been to a streetbash ever!

19.   One blogger who you would want to get drunk with and why? Mehlemamba. Shes crazy, im attracted to crazy.


20.   Best thing of being part of the TOLAH family? The comfort of being yourself with complete strangers, who know you better than ur UN-PANINI “friends”


GW will be announced at midday 

Tuesday 8 September 2015

Live Blog Interview: money stuff

For the past couple of weeks, there has been talks of how the RSA economy is trending at its lowest. With some speculating another recession and even job losses. To find out more about this, I will be talking to an economist to help an average person in the streets understand how all this affects everyday life

Monday 7 September 2015

#TOLAHCHEFS11: The Perfect Host (ess)

Today we look at some great but easy snacks to pull together when you have a couple of people coming over for a drink or two. The trick is to plan carefully so that you don’t run around the kitchen wondering what to do next. Let’s give those soggy cheese and tomato/tuna mayo sandwiches a break asseblief *pouts* #upholdingtolahstandards J J

Beef Canapés with Cucumber Sauce

Ingredients
1 cup plain yoghurt                             strips of pre-fried/roasted beef tenderloin, thinly sliced
1tsp olive oil                                                salt and pepper to taste
cucumber slices                                          1tsp finely chopped onion 
¼ minced garlic clove                                 1 tsp white vinegar  
French Baguette, cut into slices                 Fresh coriander leaves
Sliced cherry tomatoes to garnish

Method

Mix yoghurt, cucumber, onion, garlic, salt and white pepper. In a small bowl, whisk the vinegar and olive oil; stir into yogurt mixture. Spread yogurt mixture over bread slices; top with beef, coriander leaves and tomato slices. Serve immediately or cover and refrigerate until serving.

Mini Parma Ham Tartlets

These are wrapped with ham rather than the usual pastry and make tasty little snacks or party nibbles to share.

Ingredients

2 eggs                                                                                                          200ml cream
150g chopped vegetables (sweetcorn, asparagus and pepper is a great combination)
1tbsp pesto                                                                                   8 wide slices Parma ham

Method

Heat the oven to 200C. In a large jug mix together the eggs, cream, vegetables and pesto. Line 8 spaces of a 12-hole muffin tin with Parma ham. Pour in the egg mixture to fill each 'case'. Bake for 15-20 mins or until the egg has set to the touch. Cool a little before serving. Once cooled completely, these will keep in the fridge for a couple of days.

Sausages In Bacon

Wrapping sausages in bacon gives them a delicious salty crunchy casing and let's face it, who doesn't like bacon?

Ingredients

8 rashers of streaky bacon                                                450g chipolatas 
Sprigs of thyme, rosemary and a bay leaf

Method

Wrap a rasher of bacon around each chipolata, popping in a couple of sprigs of thyme and rosemary and a bay leaf as you go. Secure with a cocktail stick. Roast at 180°C for 25-30 mins until golden and cooked through. Remove the cocktail sticks and serve

Smoked Salmon Cheese Wheels

Ingredients

200g Smoked Salmon slices                     
150g cream cheese (mixed with a little lemon juice)                
1 small pack of fresh dill

Method

On a chopping board lay out the smoked salmon slices. Pipe the cheese back and forth over the surface of the fish. Starting from the top edge, carefully roll the smoked salmon and cheese up to make a long sausage. Place into a freezer-proof container and pop into the freezer for 20 minutes to firm up. With a very sharp knife gently cut - using a sawing action - down the roll at 2cm intervals (wiping the knife on paper towel between slices). Arrange the wheels on a serving plate and sprinkle with chopped dill.

And for that sweet something ……

Strawberry cheesecake pots

Ingredients

75g light digestive biscuits                                     200g light condensed milk
zest and juice of 1 lemon                                      1tsp vanilla extract 
150g extra light cream cheese                             150g tub 0% fat Greek yogurt
250g fresh strawberries
3tbsp strawberry jam

Method

Crumble 75g light digestive biscuits into a bowl. Divide the crumbs between 6 wine glasses or small tumblers. Place 200g light condensed milk into a bowl and add the zest and juice of 1 lemon and 1tsp vanilla extract (optional). Stir together until the mixture has thickened. Whisk 150g extra light cream cheese and 150g tub fat-free Greek yogurt in a small bowl until smooth then fold into the thickened condensed milk. Don’t over beat the mixture. Spoon this creamy mixture over the biscuits. Chill for at least 30 minutes to 1 hour. Chop 250g fresh strawberries, mix with 3tbsp strawberry jam and top the cheesecakes with the fruit

Until Next week,
La Petit Chef                                                                                                                      
(thanks Google for the images)

Sunday 6 September 2015

Weekend roundup

Hope everyone's had a beautiful BMW weekend, listen I know I did. Fufu's on butternut duty so lemme do this quick.....

It all started on Friday. Went for a relaxation at some baus ass Spa in Houghton. Then off I went to the grrrrrrrr party with my SIL's. I must say, it wasn't as bad as I had figured & people stuck the theme; red pants and leopard print tops. I have a Dolly about the top I wore to the event actually. Even the decor was leopard print.... somewhere in the mix it became an OPW scene between birthday gurl and her hubby. There was the cake eating, there was the kiss, there was the vow renewals argh I don't even know how to classify that event. I witnessed mamazala getting down for the first time actually. ... precious moment because she wasn't being rachet. Saturday was BMW time with rebae so I hardly saw the sky until we got summoned to come "show face" at mamazala's.

Glamour Woman Of The Year awards took place on Saturday. Shem at least poor Bonnie won something, was worried she would be the Michelle forever.
LKG & Bondizzle AKA former Michelle of RSA TV Shows
Sinazo Yolwa brought her dairy and hotness. Jennifer Su & friend brought along Jen's trademark, hats.
Bunch of winners pose for the cameras at the Glamour Woman Of The Year 2015 Awards. *click click*

Sunday I drove back to Jozi and caught up with some newspaper readings. My heart refuses to buy Sunday World, so I got Sunday sun (for some light, gossip reading) & City press for some intelligent journalism reading). Was very disappointed with both papers in the end and feel like I want my 30 minutes back.

Quick snippets of what was in the papers:

  • A misleading headline about Zuma fathering a child and denying paternity headlined the Sunday Sun. They had a picture of RSA' president whilst the story was about his son. Such a "Drum" move. 
  • Ntsiki Mazwai's twitter rant caught the journos attention.  Konje what does Ntsiki do for a living, guys? She can't be famous for being untidy and speaking nyoso fela. 
  • Shem poor Hugh Masebenza (that guys from the old Savannahs adverts) is said to be broke and struggling in the streets of Jozi.  He is pictured looking like a nyaope that you are likely to see begging for money at robot corners. EGOLI ke mathata strue,  one minute you are it, the next you are living in the streets off the bins.
  • Carol Bauwer (Kgomotso from the original Generations; another of the soapie's former actresses that is involved in organising an awards event) will be hosting her Mbokodo Awards this coming Saturday. Wishing her luck etc.
  • There was loads of C-grade gossip in the papers too. One can tell these journos haven't been camping on TOLAH lately
Idols ladies; channel O hits...


Them girls! 


1. Mmatema singing Ghost by Ella Henderson

2. Nina singing.... I forgot... *closes eyes

3. Amanda singing drunk in love by Beyonce... Sexy on fleek!!! Mkhaba and all fleeking there...

4. Elwira singing Style by Taylor Swift... Girl got a voice! But she was too strong for the strong...

5. Bridget singing lips are moving by Meghan Trainor... Eish...

6. Nadia singing love me like you do by Ellie Goulding... Oh well...

7. Dineo singing chandelier by Sia... Dynamite comes in small packages...

8.  Shenay singing bang bang by Jessie J...

Have a productive week.
By Queen Troll and Fufu