Gaydar: 15 signs he bets for the other team

*secures bullet proof*

1. He takes longer than you to choose an outfit before you go out
2. He knows the different shades of pink by name
3. He has a lot to say. He; gasps; gossips about his people with you
4. He powders his face. I mean who wants an oily skin anyway, right?
5. He ACTUALLY remembers important dates like the first time you kissed, fed the birds, etc
6. When you go do your manicure, he also gets his done too. He can't stand cuticles
7. He doesn't own a toolbox. No screwdriver or spanere nyana in the house, to be honest that's why he pays insurance angith!
8. He knows an uncomfortable number of Beyonce's songs and can sing along to "single ladies" from start to finish with his hand on the hip and the other in the air
9. He won't wear his pants unless they're so tight they "show his booty". Lord knows baggy pants are for Nyaope boys and yena ke lebhuja
10. He cries. Like tears, he cries in front of you and actual tears stream out his eyes
11. The top 2 buttons of his shirt hardly get buttoned.
12. He greets other men with "hi"
13. He is on Facebook, Twitter, IG and wechat. His profile pic gets updated more often than a pregnant woman needs to pee
14. He watches SABC at 8pm religiously
15. Soccer is a violent sport to him, can they not run around like that and will they just stop falling?

 by Queen Troll

Guess who???

Initials: This will just give me away

 Year of birth: 1984

Describe yourself in 3 words? Funny, Bubbly, Romantic

If you could change anything in your past, present, or the future, what would that be?

Past: My father’s passing, he passed on before I knew him

Present: change from Single status to Married with kids

Future: Nothing, I don’t know what‘s in it for me to want to change something

Biggest regret? Falling in love 

Worst fear? Snakes and Jail

Your role model? Mother, an uneducated but very smart woman that I look up to

What is LOVE to you? Everything, it is more than what you and I can define but if it were food, it would taste like that bar one chocolate from Grande Life Café or mature Red wine

Money/love? Why? Money, what can I buy with Love?

Blogger you wouldn’t mind being stuck in a lift with? Eishhh…*scratchesHead*

Pet peeve? People who bite their nails, I find it  disgusting and people who don’t buy me a gift on my birthday LOL

What do you miss most about being a child? Not having to worry about anything

Biggest lesson in life? Never say Never…

Best Thing about being part of the Tolah Family? #AskMmusi

Age aint nothing but a number

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Men who kill

Greed, jealousy and reasons that are to remain unknown toinquisitive minds. A woman has been reported missing. A while later her body is found, a suspect is arrested for carrying out the murder and soon after her husband gets arrested on suspicion that he was the main man to oder the hit. It is believed that there are insurance monies that the husband stood to inherit from the death of his wife.

 

A newlywed bride has been killed in a botched up hijacking while she and her husband are on honeymoon in South Africa. After the suspects get arrested, they implicate her husband as being the man who has ordered the hit. This is a case that we saw sadly turn into a non-conviction for the main suspect. Greed and his sexual preferance; being gay and having been forced to marry the damsel; is said to have caused his frustrations that led to his hit order.

 

A man shot his girlfriend in his home in the early hours of Valentine's day in 2013. He later claimed he suspected it was an intruder therefore in his panick managed to shoot through the door and kill her. Not once did he hear her screamings.His anger issue is said to be what might have caused him to lose it during a fight and made him grab his gun and wanna end it all.

 

These are a few of some well known real-life dramas of men who have been caught in the mix of having their partners killed and being accused of being behind it. But what is the real reason behind a person's need to have to end up taking a loved one's life? Are the reasons speculated in each of the cases above enough for one to feel the need to kill or is human life cheaper than what we make it out to be?

 

I mean it has to be too much admin to court a person, go through a relationship, get married just so you can kill them for money, right? I will never understand but I do wish there was a way to make these alleged killers open up and tell their side of the story as to why?

 

By Queen Troll

MY weekend round up...

THappy Monday!!!!

I might be one of the few who loves Mondays... To me they are a new week to get over, and making it closer to seeing thee LOVER(haven't said this in a while). 

Anyway, my weekend started with me having dinner with Mama ka Skha on Friday... It was so short, since she cant be out for too long now with our Prince growing on her. She is carrying well i must say...

Saturday i fetched my outfit for the Membeso i am going to on Saturday!! My  tailor is an artist! Did exactly what I asked her to do perfectly! Those following me on IG Will see on Saturday.... I then did some school work, then hearded off to the Blacks only comedy show... It was do empty shem... David Kau needs to retire, along with his crew... Old recycled precictable jokes from everyone! Was ratchet as I could be, because the only beer they sold was castle lager...  

Spent Sunday doing more school work...could not catch up on Sunday TV, will leave that to you guys...  

Yho wait, that song and music video the BBM contestants did is super dope!!! Laaark, FOK man!! We ball out and pass out, we pass out and we ball out...

I am such a happy soul hle!!! Enough about me, i am more interested in all you Dotis!!

Soxx and Thembi are out! I knew this... Thembis twang was a serious irritation!! 

How was your weekend?

What were your highlights?

Were you yummy mommies spoilt?

Who let someone taste their cookie?

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL TROLL MOMMIES!! 

By Lufuno