*secures bullet proof*
- He takes longer than you to choose an outfit before you go out
- He knows the different shades of pink by name
- He has a lot to say. He; gasps; gossips about his people with you
- He powders his face. I mean who wants an oily skin anyway, right?
- He ACTUALLY remembers important dates like the first time you kissed, fed the birds, etc
- When you go do your manicure, he also gets his done too. He can't stand cuticles
- He doesn't own a toolbox. No screwdriver or spanere nyana in the house, to be honest that's why he pays insurance angith!
- He knows an uncomfortable number of Beyonce's songs and can sing along to "single ladies" from start to finish with his hand on the hip and the other in the air
- He won't wear his pants unless they're so tight they "show his booty". Lord knows baggy pants are for Nyaope boys and yena ke lebhuja
- He cries. Like tears, he cries in front of you and actual tears stream out his eyes
- The top 2 buttons of his shirt hardly get buttoned.
- He greets other men with "hi"
- He is on Facebook, Twitter, IG and wechat. His profile pic gets updated more often than a pregnant woman needs to pee
- He watches SABC at 8pm religiously
- Soccer is a violent sport to him, can they not run around like that and will they just stop falling?
by Queen Troll
