WEEKEND ROUND UP….#ANYTHING FREEDOM DAY GOES
Welcome back dotis…Hope you are all back
safely and you enjoyed your long weekend.
Here is our usual Sunday evening TV update…
1. HOT
PLATE: CATERING EKASI
The caterers had a pitch for a TV
Production event, to cater for 15-20, breakfast, lunch, afternoon tea . Janco
didn’t not turn up, nor did he bother to call or text the client-he had a
tender to cater for 4800 in Limpopo and that’s where his interest was. Mankomo didn’t turn up either, when the
client called him, he told them he was tired, he worked night shift the night
before… The only caterers who bothered to pitch were Jaguar lady and Aunty
Malesela & MamGeliki, who both had reservations because they felt the
tender was not worth it! Of all the 4 caterers, I will only eat Aunty
Malesela/MamG’s food. These mamas are so clean and classy. The rest eish….
Nkomisto’s headboard less bedroom …
2. DISKI
DIVAS
This week’s episode was a bit of a mess. I
felt it was all over the place..one minute we were at Bernard’s 29th
Birthday party then next we are at Gigi’s birthday party. Nonhle and Gigi were out shopping for
Nonhle’s corporate event. She bought a
nice suit…suits looks good on her, she must not bother with these long chiffon
dresses! The event will be in Durban and she wants Gigi to accompany her…Gigi
declined saying she can’t be away from
her baby for 3 days!
Before
Bernard’s party , which was at Hard Rock Café and organised by Wendy, she
went to meet with her friend, Anele Ngcongca’s girlfiend, @Lala (sorry meant to
say Linda), they didn’t zoom her mcim so I could not even get a picture…only
saw her size 38 behind kiii. She brought Wendy a pink Michael Kors handbag from
Belgium.
Gigi’s party was held at @Signature and
organised by Nonhle. Kgomotso (I did not see her on @Lala’s list…who is she
dating?) was mad at Nonhle saying Nonhle is making the party about her, she is
busy telling everyone how to sit, drink and eat! As usual, the bull dog
behaviour in Nonhle came out…she called other ladies trashy and pretentious! And did not want to sit next to either
Kgomotso or Felicia. She called Felicia aside and she be on some ‘’Felicia is a
bit shaken by me calling her to the side..she is nervous…I can hear her
heartbeat from here’’ kiiiii #PoorFelicia. Well, Feli stood up for herself, she
wasn’t intimidated by the bulldog bark. Feli told her that, she has never
blamed her for her failed marriage. Her marriage failed because her and Teko
had differences! There were a lot of F***word thrown all over the place. Kat did not attend Gigi’s party, as she was at
the Bubbles Festival and Gigi was not impressed.
3. LOVE BACK
Lebo and James from Meadowlands. They met
at work (Checkers, LittleFalls), it was supposed to be a 1 night stand but ubhuti
couldn’t have enough of Lebo (we thank ice cubes and medlemon) and they have
been together for the past 15 years and have a 7 year old daughter. Sometimes
in October 2014, Lebo called James (as he was supposed to have dropped off some
stuff for the kid). He did not turn up, Lebo called him and a girl answered the
phone and asked Lebo to stop calling her man! Lebo decided to go to baby
daddy’s place and was welcomed by the girl, with a basin of water, fresh from
taking a bath. All hell broke loose….Both girls refused to leave and Lebo
smashed James with a kettle and that pissed him off and he decided to leave
with the girl leaving baby mama (Lebo) in the house!
When meeting with the LB Team, James said
Lebo is a control freak and she was taking advantage of the fact that yena he
is quite . The Team set up cameras at Lebo’s house as James was on the way to
see the kid. On his arrival, he was welcomed by cameras! And he was not
impressed saying now the whole neighbour hood saw him and they will be making
fun of him on the bus and at work.
Lebo had prepared a long poem which she
reads for James and he agreed to give her a second chance! Was he doing it for
the cameras or he was truly impressed by the poem?
‘’I acted like a complete fool, things I
did to you were unacceptable and scary
Hopefully you will find it in your heart
to forgive me; I pray for our better lives, Love is a duty, to be loved is a
success and to be with someone you love is an achievement’’…
4.
OPW
Dina 31 and David 29. She has 4 kids (now
5 including the one she has with David). She was in an abusive relationship
with a TTT and when things started getting serious between her and David, she
decided to leave the TTT life for a younger gangster. David’s family were not
happy with him settling with a woman older than him and with lots of kids! He
was a gangster and was shot in the neck, when he recovered, he decided to
change his life! He wanted to be grounded and Dina was the woman to do that.
Their colour scheme was silver, yellow and watermelon *SMH*
Wishlist: suit, car, cake and décor.
1. Cake was mixture of red velvet,
chocolate and fruit cake. Makoti chose it and bhuti was happy. He says the
wedding is all about impressing makoti, so if she is happy le yena he is happy.
2. Salon- They went to do their hair and
on arrival at the salon, the maid of honour had forgotten the hair extensions
luckily they managed to get plan B. Makoti went to relax and had extensions
added to the back to add volume, the rest of the styling was to be done in the
morning by makoti herself.
3. Outfits- They went to collect the
outfits and the 2nd attire was seshweshwe. Groom was to wear a light
grey suit which he decided to change to a dark grey one on the day of the
wedding.
4. Car- she chose such a nice vintage
car, which was involved in a minor accident on the day of the wedding…luckily
no dents! She also had a kusheshe as the groom is a fan and he introduced her
to it.
It was a nice, well planned wedding and
everything was done on time! And it was the first wedding at the bride’’s
family, she was the first person in her family to be married and wear a white
wedding dress. I give it 8/10.
5.
#BBM
It was a clash of the twins/boobies on
Sunday during the live eviction show…
All the girls were looking very nice…….
They were all up for eviction except
Soxx/Thembi. And like I predicted, Khali and Bongi were evicted *Halleluya* And
when Lungile commented that Khali is looking happy for someone who has just
been evicted, she screamed ‘’Yes! Now we can have sex’’! Apparently they couldn’t do it in the house as
Bongi was scared his mother is watching…
I still say, they are an odd looking
couple…
There is a new twist (@Mrs Jones will
explain further). This week is called Nonsense Week. All nominations are fake, voting
fake. Voting lines will only be open on
Friday after the evening games)
By now you should all be used to my long
articles! Embrace it! Mbaaaaa…….
By Aisha
