Celebville's most messiest breakups

When relationships end, someone is bound to get hurt. Others go psycho, others move on and others just go in and play dirty. Here are a few celeb relationships that have ended up dramatic for the public to watch.

Bonang Matheba and Slikour of Skwatta Camp: From "perfect, IT" couple to one day waking up and baaaaaam, they are no longer together. To make matters even worse, he dumped her over facebook, how childish. Rumor has it that it was because she had been sleeping around and using drugs. It later emerged that he had dumped her for a "basic" girl that he went on to have a baby with. This, trolls is the first of what then became Queen B*'s series in the dating scenery.

Grrrrrrrr Your Girl B* and the Slik one

Euphonik & Bonang Matheba: Such a dramatic end to their relationship. First there was the much publisized fight where she says he hit her and he says it was the gate that ran into her face. Shots were fired when he claimed she aborted a baby and took drugs. They later rekindled but things didn't last. Then there came rumours of Euphonic having impregnated another woman, no one is sharing more on said baby and mama. Anyway, B* and "mini loaf" are now sworn enemies with him basking in her lovelife misfortunes.

In happier times. 

D'Banj and Bonang or should this be Nigeria and South Africa? They worked together during an alcoholic beverage promotion and spent some time together in Mauritius. The pics taken and posted on insta where your girl was all flames and had the masses in envy of her and her Koko Master. Then followed a kiss at the MTV Africa Awards. Hawu, next thing, D'Banj is sending a shout out to someone he called the queen of his heart. Turns out she is his ex-gf who is also a Billionaire's daughter. Well, well, well, did Naija and the queen's stans not have a twitter stand off. rumour has it that it was because B* chose to share sheets with her "best friend's" man AKA. 

:( So Cute, so over!

DJ Zintle and AKA: Oh brother, as soon as they confirmed their relationship it was over. The B* had apparently entered their love nest & nothing was to be as it was before. They got so tlhatlhamolla'd it left a bad taste in the dj's mouth. From vhuthing her baby daddy's mom to write a diss article on her blog to eventually writing a tell all episode on said blog herself to set the record straight about Bonang's snatching her boyfriend ways. It got so bad, it led to legal teams being involved. We watch as it continues. 

Where are his hands? what if he's busy texting her behind the Dj's back? 

Tina Dlangwana & Oskido: they were a socialite couple. Him as the hit making gentleman and her as an accessory in his arms at events. Theirs was a ghetto love riddled with extreme romance when times were good and plate breaking lovers tiffs when not in good moods. Their union ended horribly when they became the Sunday paper's bread for being the couple that always fought in public. With him calling her a cheat and her doing the same to him. She ended up married to another serial celeb dater, Prosper Mkwaiwa and their union was not as different from his and Oskido's one. Ride or die typpa. He didn't make it out alive.

tjo!!!!! anyway

Uyanda & Sisa Mbuli: Who can forget the mess that was Sisa and Uyanda's break up. The 2 were playing like kids running to newspapers, filing charge after charge agains one another, attending court like one does an AA meeting on a weekly basis and... and... and. When Uyanda was accused of bringing men in his residence whilst he would be on business out of town, her not wanting to vacate his home after the divorce, her wanting him to sponsor her lavish living despite her having other relations with male adults. Allegations of his homosexuality.... Look this was messy, one almost just wanted to tell them to just fight this out in the bedroom. The tensions started to seem like they were more sexual than lack thereof. 

The Mbulis

Sonia and Lesie Sedibe: This story is a mess. Another one where grown ups resorted to playing childish stunts simply because one had fallen out of love. There were allegations of cheating regarding Lesie which went as far as people saying Leslie had been seen going to church with another woman while still married to Sonia. Their house assistant seems to have had a hand in their final separation since towards the end she was in the mix where Sonia had to pull an oukapie on her. These Ousies, I mean how does one explain the strokes and sudden break in marriage, not forgetting how when Ousie was arrested Mr Sedibe was the one who bailed her out.

Sonia & Leslie on their wedding day. gorgeousness

Chomee & Arthur. were they or weren't they dating? These 2 hid their relationship despite being seen at all events together and Chomee always playing buddy buddy with his baby girl. Listen they were even on the ANC VIP list at all events. And then miniloaf happened. There emerged images of sms communication where Chomee allegedly spent a night with Euphonza and had sent her an sms the next morning full of gratitude. Malum' Arthur apparently was so heartbroken that he shared the screenshots with the media. This just proved previous rumours that Euphonza and Chomza were an item, she was so in love that she had even helped herself to Euphonza's dollars that he had in a safe at his home.

Chomee & her Mkhulu bae

Nonhle Thema & Young Nucho. LOL who can forget how the phrase "He got young nucho'd" came about? Listen there is cray  and then there is Nonhle. So she had a boyfriend and his name was Young Nucho, a Lil' Wayne lookalike rapper. She fell preg and told him it was his. LOL next thing we know, She is claiming an American dude to be her baby daddy. LOL Next thing Nonhle is forcing chats with his famous musician's cousin on Twitter to prove he knows her since he is her baby daddy's relative. Listen, this girl!!!!

Nonhle and Young Nucho

These are but a few of the dramatics that have made us overlook the drama that comes with a heartache for the entertainment displayed due to our dear celebs attitudes when in hurt.

By Queen Troll