Fifty shades of Grey Review
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So I went to watch the most awaited movie by most women… Hoping to finally meet the man that has been getting their panties wet for a while, got their men laid frequently, and the innocent Anastasia.
I went to the cinema alone, chose the most empty row in the room, so if I had to quickly help myself, I can do it without shame. I did the number eight once, killed by the short lived sex scene, but I could not wait to get home J
Let me start with the characters:
Christian: They got a wrong guy to act this out. He seemed uncomfortable in the role. It just did not suit him. From the description, he was supposed to command a room when he entered. He did not.
Anastasia: Perfect girl for the role… She nailed it! Can’t remember if she was described as having a bushy vagina, but she did here. Oh and we got a glimpse of Christians ding dong… Not much, but it was something.
The other characters were OKAY… It was not really about them anyway.
The age restriction 16 SNL should be changed to 18SNL. No 16 years old should see that. There was a lot of nudity, humping, like soft porn nyana. Maybe I am too conservative. I know it sounds weird coming from me, but I am that protective type of person...
Anastasia needs to change those pair of shoes she was wearing throughout the movie…
Overall it was a good interpretation of the first edition of the book. They did their best. Not many movies derived from a book can be that close, they managed to capture the milestones of the movie.
Unlike most people say it was crap, it worth watching. I cant wait for the follow up.
