Happy Monday and welcome
back. I hope we all had a reaxing weekend.
My weekend was so boring.
Spent Saturday indoors because pre-pay day brokeness. Discovered someone has
gone behind my back and contacted my new housemate to cancel the accommodation
arrangements. Thank goodness I found out soon enough to reinstate it. Went to
Yeye's fateher's funeral on Sunday. It was so refreshing to see that his
celebrity girlfriend; Mpho Maboi; is taking her makoti duties seriously. U-girl
phela was fukuzing like a paid for bride. Hey, Soweto chicks are scavengers
though. It was very obvious how most of them had come to scout for their next
soccer bae. All I can say is people were eaten by soccerstars this weekend. I
can't wait for the next open letter to a soccer star from a bitter one night
stand yellowbone.
What did you ladies get up
to? Was one of you stock too?
By Queen Troll
